On Feeling Published and Punished

Greetings dudes and dudettes, welcome to my first blog. It took me 2 hours to set up. Of that 2 hours 99.9% of the time was spent on the seemingly impossible task of developing a good title. It was a tense 2 hours in which more than 20 titles were considered and found wanting. The stomach acid of bilious self-loathing ate at my insides as my neurons fired a billion gun salute to my own incompetence. Eventually I stumbled on a title that lessened (somewhat) the urge vomit. It occurs to me that this process could become habit-forming.